It's Saturday night!

Getting ready to go out, and totally inspired by Dance Mix '95.

Whigfield's Saturday Night is absolute perfection right about now.

Special thanks to Jackie for reminding me of this song's existence.

Happy Saturday!

Look of the week: Leona Lewis

Leona Lewis looked super fierce in custom Vivienne Westwood at Thursday's MTV Europe Music Awards in Berlin.

She arrived to the show in simple harem pants, but changed into this extravagant combination of tulle and PVC for her performance of new single Happy.

I'm loving the contrast of that dominatrix corset between the softness of the skirt, hair and makeup.

Surely she made many a viewer Happy indeed!

Hot mess of the week: Lil Kim

Not faring quite as well on the MTV Europe Music Awards red carpet, Lil Kim tried a little too hard to squeeze into some leather bootie shorts that just didn't fit.

Perhaps to distract from the situation, she opted for the wide-open blazer, cinched-with-a-huge-belt look.

From there, it would appear she jumped into some sort of mime act, perhaps testing moves for a new career, since I'm not sure she has much else on the horizon.

Oh Lil Kim. You hot mess.

Sure beats the ShamWow

Man, I think I need some more It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia in my life.

I watched the first season on DVD in record time, but haven't gone beyond.

Now in its fifth season, it looks like the FX comedy series is still up to its crazy antics.

Specifically, Mac has come up with a great new product called the Dick Towel, and for only $19.95 (plus $6.95 S&H) you and I could own one too!

Ch-check out the super convincing promo above, and visit the website for more info.

Do these photos actually exist?

I totes thought these photos of roly poly Jon Gosselin doing yoga were fake when I saw them today. Something about the visual just didn't seem natural.

But nope, apparently we live in a world where such ridiculous scenes actually just exist.

Isn't life grand every once in a while?

The douchebag was snapped doing yoga in L.A. this week. And man, I sure hope he's found some peace in the process.

He's had a rough year, y'know? Sleeping with 20-year-olds and ignoring your eight children can be a real drag.


[photos via Us Weekly]

Miley Cyrus is a big fat liar

I have some sad new for all of you who live Miley Cyrus' latest single Party In The USA (and I know that's mostly everyone, but me).

The teenage annoyance didn't write the song herself.

Okay, so that's not a surprise at all. But what may be slightly more shocking is that the whole song is a lie! She's never even heard a Jay-Z song, even tho the lyrics imply she has!

"I picked that song cause I needed something to go with my clothing line," she says in the video above. "I’ve never heard a Jay-Z song. I don’t listen to pop music and I, like, it’s not even my style of music, that song. But I’m just really blessed for it to have done as well as it has."

Check out the shocking admission for yourself at the 2:56 mark. (Turn your volume down a bit unless you want your ears to bleed from her obnoxious speaking voice).

[thanks to Best Week Ever for this amazing discovery]

Paris Hilton's too stupid for Chelsea Lately

"I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them. I've run into Paris Hilton and she's like, 'Oh, I love your show.' And I'm like, 'You can't love my show if you can hear.'" -- Chelsea Handler, on the celebs she slams on Chelsea Lately

O . . . kay, Oprah and Ellen on one cover

I'm not sure how she did it, but somehow Ellen DeGeneres managed to shrink Oprah's ego just a smidge, so the two could share the cover of December's O Magazine. (One cover is the newsstand version, the other is for subscribers).

I have to say, however, we can certainly still recognize who's in charge here. Oprah's retoucher was clearly much kinder to the boss lady than to DeGeneres.

I mean, shouldn't airbrushing reduce the appearance of wrinkles and bags under one's eyes? Sadly, not the case for Ellen on this cover. Or, maybe the problem is that the rest of her face just looks freakishly too smooth.

Thoughts?

New Scream 4 details

Now that Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox and David Arquette have all signed on for Scream 4, writer Kevin Williamson is getting to work on the all-important script.

"The fourth one is an ensemble," Williamson tells MTV. ""It'll take place right now, 10 years later, and it's going to take place in [Sidney Prescott's hometown of] Woodsboro. We'll have our three main characters, and we'll be introducing several more."

Despite the fact that so many self-aware horror films have been released since Scream, Williamson says he isn't worried about making Scream 4 as self-referential as its predecessors.

"I guess I'll just have to be very aware of the fact that we're a '4' and that we're beating a dead dog," he says. "I'm going to make that very apparent in the dialogue. . . Come on, it's the age of the remake!"

Berenstain Bears coming to big screen

In what can only be referred to as a completely unnecessary move, plans are underway for the Berenstain Bears to hit the big screen in a film combining live action and animation.

If history's taught us anything, this probably means Jim Carrey will don "amazing" prosthetics and deliver an over-the-top performance as Papa.

Or maybe, if they get Spike Jonze to direct, the film can just confuse and depress when Brother and Sister realize they'll never escape their sad realities.