Are you the next MuchMusic VJ?

MuchMusic is holding an open casting call this Saturday for a new full-time VJ.

Thank GOD! Does this mean one of the current crop will be departing?! Or is that just wishful thinking on my part?

If you're in the Toronto area and think you can out-skinny Devon, out-dull Tim, out-hair Sarah, out-"ohmigod you guuuys" Leah, or out-slow talk Matte, head to MuchMusic HQ on Saturday with a headshot and resume.

Out of town? No problem -- just send in a tape.

Full details here.

But please, if you suck, do not apply. The station's recent history suggests they may hire you anyway just to spite me.