Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Q&A: Said The Whale's Tyler Bancroft


Jessey Bird is a journalist, communicator, and quality human being who jumped at my challenge (plea?) for guest blogs. Her following email Q&A with Said the Whale’s Tyler Bancroft is exclusive to outisthrough.com!

So, when I heard that Vancouver’s Said the Whale would be playing not one, but two shows for Ottawa’s massive Canada Day celebrations, I was more than excited. I’ve happily had their album on repeat ever since I ended up on a cross-America road trip with only two CDs in my borrowed truck.

Said the Whale will be playing Parliament Hill with Hannah Georgas at 12 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. on July 1st.

I’ll be there for both, and you should be too.

Q: Where are you right now, while you answer these questions?

A: I'm just waking up from my glorious bed of cushions on the floor of our hotel in Ottawa. This is crammed, but this is comfort.

Q: On your MySpace you describe your music as “nautical indie-rock goodness”. I'd say your music reminds me of walking barefoot under the stars. How has your music evolved over the past few years?

A: If you describe it as walking barefoot under the stars, I'd describe it as walking in flip-flops under the stars (watch out for sharp rocks and rusty nails), and you have a flashlight with you just in case danger arises - what I mean by that is since our first record I think our writing has matured and our songs have drawn inspiration from experiences other than just life in our city. Five cross-Canada tours will have that effect.

Q: Where did your inspiration for The Magician EP come from, and why did you decide to only release it on vinyl?

A: The Magician EP is a teaser for our upcoming album, "Islands Disappear" to be released on October 13. The choice to release it on vinyl first was made because vinyl is fucking cool, and that's about it. None of us have ever heard our own music on vinyl before. A digital release will follow.

Q: In 2008 you said that you adore Vancouver, and write about the city “as if it was a woman that we loved.” What is your take on Ottawa?

A: Ottawa is like your friend who dresses really well and looks like he might be kinda straight-laced and boring, but then you hang out with him at night and it turns out he's fully Irish, he can drink you under the table, and his jokes are hilarious! I like Ottawa.

Q: In 1992, Chris saw Roch Voisine perform on the Hill and he has loved Canada Day in Ottawa ever since. Are you excited for what should be a pretty huge crowd? What do you expect?

A: I expect this might be the largest crowd we ever play to in our careers... I don't mean that in a negative way, (as in we don't aspire to be playing large shows ever again), but I think even some of the biggest outdoor festivals don't draw as large of a crowd as Canada Day, especially all focused on one single stage.

Q: What do you do to get ready to take the stage in the last few minutes before a show?

A: We pray to Shad K - an emcee and friend of ours from London, Ontario who is blessed with style, grace and flow. If we can perform half as well as him every night then we are happy.

Q: If you could open up for any three bands (past or present), who would they be?

A: The Tragically Hip, The Beatles, and Radiohead. All of these bands have timeless music.

Q: So let’s say you finally have a nice summer day off from rehearsals and shows: how would each of you spend your day?

A: If this question was meant to be hypothetical, I'm not going to answer it as so - we often have nice summer days off from rehearsals and shows, and this is exactly how we spend them: We drive out into the woods, set up a tent, start a fire, and spend the night with beers, guitars and friends.

Calm it down, Ashlee Simpson



I'm not saying this to be mean, just because it's true.

I spent a good five minutes staring at these photos of Ashlee Simpson, trying to figure out if someone did an intentionally unflattering Photoshop job on her.

The Melrose Place 2.0 star was photographed at last week's AXE Instinct fragrance launch looking a little more than rough.

Has girl had more work done, or is something else making her face all donkey-like?

Hey Vanessa. If Sarah Jessica Parker's face is comparable to a high-arched foot, what can we compare Junior Simps to?!

[photos via ONTD]

Monday, June 29, 2009

Leighton Meester's a Good Girl Gone Bad



Cobra Starship has finally released the video for their single Good Girls Go Bad, which features Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester on vocals.

(The song was on my May 2009 playlist. Man, I'm so ahead of the curve on this one).

Leighton's looking smokin' fine in the video, as per usual, while lead singer Gabe Saporta is rockin' Dan Levy's white, thick-framed glasses.

Man, the video's so much fun I'm considering re-adding the song to my July 2009 playlist.

Songs of summer: I Gotta Feeling


So I’ve been hearing a lot lately how the Black Eyed Peas’ new single I Gotta Feeling is kind of great in a fun, hype-yourself-up, love-your-life, get-down-on-the-dance-floor kind of way.

I finally heard it Friday night in the midst of a deliciously sweaty dance party at the W Hotel in Montreal.

Official verdict: It’s a winner! And I’m glad, because I really wasn’t feeling Boom Boom Pow.

In fact, it may just be a serious contender song of the summer (non-Kelly Clarkson division).

For BEP haters, you may as well take a listen, because it doesn’t sound like their usual. You may just like it too.

Summer fun list #1b, Karlee's stagette


The bridesmaids and I kidnapped Karlee at work on Friday to take her to Montreal for her bachelorette party. She was completely surprised and only mildly embarrassed that she had to carry around a blowup doll named John (named after her fiancé) for the weekend.

With an agreement that what happens in Montreal stays in Montreal, here’s what I can tell you:

• I knew the weekend was going to be great when Kar’s sister presented us all with matching pink tshirts to wear on the road trip.

John enjoyed a great view out the sun roof on the drive to Montreal. He drew all the right kinds of attention. (See photo below of a bachelor party who told us to pull over so we could hang out).

• Many sweaty dance party photos from Friday night at the W Hotel have already found their way to Facebook.

• We obnoxiously chanted many things around the streets of Montreal, the most tame of which was "V-NECK HOODIE! V-NECK HOODIE!" Honestly, if you’re going to wear a v-neck hoodie, you have to expect these things.

• My favourite game of the weekend was when Karlee went around the dinner table and said why she loves each of us. ("Chris was my friend when no one else would be." A big round of applause for our ten-year friendship anniversary! Holy shit, we’re old).

• That boy in the picture was clothed when we met him.

• Four large orders of french fries and a poutine at 4:30 in the morning cost $34 from Intercontinental’s room service. Cold Coke not included.

• We went to bed as the sun rose Sunday morning.

Backstreet BoysI Want It That Way is most certainly the best road trip sing along song ever.

All that's left now is the rehearsal dinner and the big day in August! Can't wait!

Monday deliciousness


My goodness. Have I mentioned lately how much I love young hot dads?

James Marsden was photographed looking all kinds of hot in Maui last week with his two children, Jack, 8, and Mary, 3.

Word is his wife was also lurking about, but I’m choosing to disregard that fact.

Happy Monday!



[photos via James Marsden Fan]

Friday, June 26, 2009

Summer fun list #38, eat on Baldwin

Alanna, Devon and I hit up Sambuca Grill on Baldwin St. last night so we could enjoy some delicious Italian food on the patio (and look happy about it!) . . .



And so Devon and I could pose for ridiculously coupley photos . . .


We don't just look good together. We are good together.

Cross #38 off the summer fun list!

And with that, I'm off for the weekend. Be back on Monday with details of another fun-filled adventure, I'm sure.

Look of the week: Natalli Reznik


Season one So You Think You Can Dance Canada contestant Natalli Reznik looked absolutely stunning at last weekend's MuchMusic Video Awards.

The hotter than hottie dance onto the stage wearing a Greta Constantine vest fashioned out of seat belts, a black mini, and high heeled, thick-strapped gladiators.

And she brought along the hottest accessory of all -- fellow SYTYCDancer Nico Archambault!

Hot mess of the week: Audrina Patridge


The Hills' Audrina Patridge is a pretty girl, but that is one mess of an outfit she wore to last Sunday's MuchMusic Video Awards.

Someone inform her it's summer, and time to lighten up a bit!

Girl is overdressed, oddly dress and just plain poorly dressed!

Even something from Lauren Conrad's clothing line would be better than this.

Oh Audrina, you hot mess.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Is it just me . . .


. . . or did AFI lead singer Davey Havok get hot while I wasn't looking?

Dude got rid of that long black hair and he's a whole new person!

The above photos from last weekend's Edgefest in Toronto, via 102.1 the Edge.

SYTYCDance of the week


Alright, now things are starting to get good on So You Think You Can Dance!

The top 16 performed last night, and many pairs showed that their chemistry has been growing.

I've been waiting for Randi and Evan to really impress me, because they're both pretty damn likable, and last night they definitely won me over!

Dancing a Mia Michaels contemporary routine centered around Randi's bum (seriously, that was the concept), the couple were playful and really showed their personality.

Well done!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Tabloid covers of the week


Like her marriage, Kate Gosselin’s signature hair is deflated on the cover of the new People Magazine.

How appro.


Meanwhile, I’m glad Life&Style is finally investigating why Angelina Jolie has been hiding her twins for so long.

Personally, I didn't even know she referred to her boobs as her “babies,” or that they were so “fragile.” They probably just need some air if they haven’t been let out in 146 days.

p.s. who are those kids pictured in the inset?

What were you watching during the MMVAs? Everything else.


Sunday night’s much hyped Much Music Video Awards drew less viewers than pretty much everything else on Canadian TV.

Attracting an audience of 368,000, the MMVAs trailed Merlin on CTV (1.1 million), Happy Gilmore on CBC (801,000), Family Guy on Global (621,000), a Cold Case rerun on A-Channel (476,000), and golf on TSN (423,000).

To be fair, MuchMusic is a specialty network watched by tweens, so 350,000+ is decent.

Much is happy with the numbers, stating this year’s show drew the highest teen audience in six years, with viewership up 49 per cent among teens over last year. And really, who else cares about the Jonas Brothers?

(Yeah, I watched, and I’m almost a senior citizen).

Meanwhile, more than 100,000 online video streams were viewed during the broadcast, the station boasts.

Not to completely outshine them, but my MMVA-related tweets got re-tweeted, like, five times that night. Yeah, pretty awesome.

Quick hits, in case you missed it


  • The second season of So You Think You Can Dance Canada is set to premiere Tuesday August 11 on CTV. I don't have anything sarcastic to say about this, because I'm quite looking forward to it.


  • Want a line or two in a Gossip Girl episode? Check out if you fit the bill.


  • Oh thank goodness, David Silver has landed on his feet again. Brian Austin Green will costar on the next season of Smallville.


  • T.R. Knight is officially not returning to Grey’s Anatomy next season, while BFF Katherine Heigl will slum it at Seattle Grace once again. Probably because she loves the press she gets when she bitches about working on the show.


  • So yeah, I added “get a haircut” to my summer fun list, because I knew I’d be getting one. Plus, I can never have enough mirror photos. Vanity is alive and well! (And we can check #32 off the list).


  • Is this the type of shit Jon Gosselin wears to pick up chicks? Fail.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Kelly Clarkson is too cute to handle on MuchOnDemand


Because I haven’t mentioned Kelly Clarkson enough this week, ch-check out her appearance on last night’s MuchOnDemand.

She is so cute, it’s almost too much to handle.

Kelly admits she doesn’t know who Chris Bosh is, eliciting gasps from the audience. (Don’t worry, I don’t know who he is either).

She goes on to play a game of “Would you hook up with the following people?” (Yes to Brody Jenner, no to 17-year-old Taylor Lautner. “I would not hook up with a ten-year-younger!”)

But clearly the best part of the interview is Kelly’s take on the Perez-Will.I.Am. situation (at 9:20).

“I’ve been hit before and I didn’t make a video crying about it,” she says. “All I have to say is when you dish that much out, you have to be able to take some.”

LOVE her.

Hawthorne's worth a watch this summer


Last week TNT premiered Hawthorne, a TV vehicle for Jada Pinkett Smith, in which she plays a compassionate but no-nonsense chief nursing officer. The show bowed to 3.8 million viewers – decent, but not close to the network’s other summer premieres, Raising the Bar (7.7 million), the Closer (7 million) and Saving Grace (6.4 million).

I caught up on the show’s pilot over the weekend, and though it’s not breaking terribly new ground, it’s worth a watch. (Certainly anything’s better than I’m A Celebrity . . . Get Me Out Of Here!).

If the pilot hammers anything home it’s that Smith’s Christina Hawthorne is committed to the many obligations and relationships that seem to clutter her life. She’s talking one patient off the roof, helping a homeless woman and her baby, disciplining her nursing staff, attending to her teenage daughter, dealing with her mother-in-law, and the memory of her recently deceased husband.

I had a slight fear at the onset that Hawthorne was trying to be Grey’s Anatomy: Nursing Edition. Smith’s character does come off a little like Grey’s Dr. Bailey.

But thankfully, unlike Grey’s and the god awful Private Practice, Hawthorne isn’t pushing its characters’ quirks and annoying relationship drama down our throats. Its characters are human for the most part, and the focus thus far has been on their jobs, with their personal lives serving as subplots. Given time I can see its ensemble cast gelling as their stories progress. (If Michael Vartan’s going to be this show’s McDreamy, though, can we please get him some better fitting scrubs? Thanks.)

The challenge for Hawthorne is now setting itself apart from other medical shows. Its focus on nursing staff allows for some new storylines about the politics of authority between nurses and doctors. With continued character development, and more work setting a consistent and distinctive tone, Hawthorne could be a hit.

Hawthorne airs Tuesdays at 9 p.m., before Saving Grace on TNT.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Monday deliciousness


Some of Broadway's hottest stars were on hand in New York last night to participate in Broadway Bares, a skin-baring revue that benefits Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS.

Participants included Michael Urie, Allison Janney, Daniel Reichard, Gavin Creel, Heidi Blickenstaff, Kevin Chamberlin, Nick Adams, Sutton Foster, Norm Lewis, and Christopher Sieber.

Um, is it too late for me to get in with the Broadway crowd? Yowza!

After Elton has a whole slew of pics - ch-check 'em out.

Happy Monday!

Summer fun list #21, NXNE


So I decided to cheap out this year and ch-check out what free could offer me at the North by Northeast festival in Toronto.

Thursday I checked out a few minutes of Spiral Beach at Yonge-Dundas Square. Others seemed to enjoy them, but their music literally hurt my ears. I had to leave.

I fared much better on Friday, when I checked out Said the Whale at Criminal Records. They sounded great, and I was pretty proud of myself for knowing their new single the Magician (Camilo). I almost bought their new 7" vinyl, then realized I have nothing to play it on. Shiiit.

I headed back to YD Square later that night and caught the Cliks (sounded great!) and Wintersleep (a bit disappointing).

Saturday night's a little bit of a blur, but after some investigating today, I discovered it was Tanlines (listen here) that I had so much fun dancing to at the Drake during Pop Montreal's showcase.

Kelly Clarkson MuchOnDemand photos


So guess who I saw at MuchMusic on my walk home?!

Yes, that's right, my love Kelly Clarkson was at Much HQ chatting with Devon Soltendieck.

I stood out like a mofo, three feet taller than the rest of the girls gathered outside, and still wearing my work duds. I pulled out my cell phone and pretended to text people. I tried to look disinterested, then screamed like the fangirl I am when Kelly came outside.

Commenting on the whole Perez Hilton-Will.I.Am. controversy, Kelly said that while she doesn't condone violence, if Perez dishes it out he should be able to take it. She also said that she's been hit before, and didn't run to the internet to cry and make a video about it. Hahah, seriously, how can you not love this woman?!

Kelly also revealed she will be bringing her tour to Canada in November. Who's coming with me?!

John C. McGinley and Donald Faison set for more Scrubs


John C. McGinley’s Dr. Cox and Donald Faison’s Turk will make the jump from Sacred Heart to the classroom for the ninth season of Scrubs. Both actors are expected back as regulars on the rejigged comedy, as their characters take on positions as med-school professors.

"It'll be a lot like Paper Chase as a comedy," Scrubs creator Bill Lawrence tells Entertainment Weekly. "It's going to be a different show. It'll still be life-and-death stakes, but if the show is just Scrubs again in the hospital with a different person's voiceover, it would be a disaster and people would be mad."

Sacred Heart will still serve as the show’s partial setting. The new crop of med students will make the rounds and bump into previous regulars Zach Braff, Sarah Chalke, Judy Reyes and Ken Jenkins.

Lawrence says more than half the cast will be new, and that ABC is pushing for a big name to be among the newbies.

Jodie Sweetin is about to come back big time


After a tumultuous year personally, meth addict turned mom Jodie Sweetin is coming back big time with a starring role in the independent film Port City.

I don’t want to jinx it and say Oscar, but . . . OSCAR.

I watched the trailer for the film last night, and can honestly say I don’t know what this movie’s about, other than people who live in a town.

Click here to check it out for yourself.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

2009 MuchMusic Video Award winners


Next time you're wondering why Nickelback is still assaulting your ears, you can thank MuchMusic for its ongoing support of the band.

Chad Kroeger and company picked up three MMVAs tonight, and were the only Canadian act to play the award show's big Queen St. stage. (The others were relegated to the smaller John St. stage, and in Billy Talent's case, the roof).

Because you wish you were watching on the couch with me, check out my Twitter for a roundup of thoughts on the show.

Here's the full list of winners:

Video of the Year
Gotta Be Somebody, Nickelback

UR Fave Video of the Year
Save You, Simple Plan

UR Fave New Artist of the Year
Never Again, the Midway State

UR Fave International Video of the Year
Burnin' Up, Jonas Brothers

International Video of the Year by a Canadian - Artist or Group
Rusted From The Rain, Billy Talent

International Video of the Year - Group
Boom Boom Pow, Black Eyed Peas

International Video of the Year - Artist
Pokerface, Lady Gaga

Director of the Year
Colin Minihan, for Marianas Trench's Cross My Heart

Pop Video of the Year
Private Dancer, Danny Fernandes

MuchVibe Hip Hop Video of the Year
Anybody Listening, Classified

MuchLoud Rock Video of the Year
Gotta Be Somebody, Nickelback

VideoFACT Indie Video of the Year
Never Again, the Midway State

Cinematography of the Year
Until We Burn In The Sun, Bedouin Soundclash

Postproduction of the Year
Gotta Be Somebody, Nickelback

MuchMusic.com Most Watched Music Video
Like Me, Girlicious

[photo via MuchMusic]

I'm in triple love with Cat Deeley


My goodness. Words cannot express how much I love So You Think You Can Dance host Cat Deeley. She’s charming, sincere, funny, warm and goofy. Oh yeah, and beautiful too.

Seriously, she’s the best reality show host on TV, and I’m not the only one with that opinion. Cat is featured in Entertainment Weekly’s new “Must List” issue – and deservedly so!

If you foolishly haven’t watched her excellence on SYTYCD, I suggest you check out the above clip shot at the EW photoshoot. (I'm sorry, it won't let me embed, so you'll have to click to watch).

Cat discusses what’s on her “Must List,” going out on the town with Mary Murphy, and her own (lack of) dancing abilities.

I can’t help but smile watching it. She invites the SYTYCD contestants over for a fourth of July barbecue?! What a sweetheart!

TV alert: MuchMusic Video Awards


Kelly Clarkson and some other guys (Jonas Brothers, Alexisonfire, Lady Gaga, Billy Talent, Classified, Black Eyed Peas, etc.) are set to perform at tonight's MuchMusic Video Awards live from Toronto.

Luckily, unlike last year it's beautiful and sunny in Toronto today!

Ch-check out the red carpet action at 8 p.m., followed by the big show at 9 p.m. on Much.

Fans in the U.S. can catch the MMVAs June 27 on TV Guide Channel. The show will also be available to non-Canadians online starting at 1 a.m., here.

Look of the week: Taylor Lautner


I know very little about Taylor Lautner, other than the fact that he's in Twilight and the young girls go crazy for him.

But dude got my attention this week, rocking a perfectly fitted Calvin Klein suit and navy necktie to the CFDA Fashion Awards in New York.

FYI, Lautner was born in the 90s, which means we should officially leave him for the young ones to swoon over.

Taylor will be on hand in Toronto tonight, as a presenter at the MuchMusic Video Awards.

[photos via Socialite Life]

Kelly Clarkson MMVA rehearsal photos


Kelly Clarkson rehearsed her MuchMusic Video Awards performance yesterday at 6 p.m. on the Queen St. stage, and conveniently I was there!

Kelly sounded amazing as she performed My Life Would Suck Without You three times in jeans, a pink top, black poncho and flip flops.

After receiving applause for the third performance she said something to the effect of "That's the third time we've played it, y'all can't be that excited about it."

I was that excited about it, Kelly. I was.

Also, I assume they wouldn't just give winners away during rehearsal, but when Leah Miller and a Kim Kardashian imposter were rehearsing the script for International Video Of The Year, they definitely announced Kelly as the winner. I hope it turns out to be true!

Finally, expect a group of tonight's guests (Girlicious? BEP?) to show up to the red carpet on motorcycles -- MuchMusic staff were rehearsing their entrance as I left the vicinity.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Alexisonfire MMVA rehearsal photos


On my walk home from work yesterday I happily stumbled upon Alexisonfire's MuchMusic Video Awards rehearsal on the John St. stage.

If I knew any Alexisonfire songs I'd tell you what they played. But I don't, so all I can say is they sounded good.

MuchMusic VJ Leah Miller stood alongside the stage watching hubby Dallas Green and the rest of the band rehearse. Green received a text at one point, from a friend who wanted Leah to get Kelly Clarkson's number for him. (Um, get in line, buddy).

While we're on the topic, is Kelly Clarkson currently in the city? When is her MMVA rehearsal? Don't make me camp out like those crazy Jonas Brothers fans. Someone just tell me!

Friday, June 19, 2009

Marry me, Bryan Safi


Alright, I don't know where this Bryan Safi guy came from, but I'm kind of falling in love with him, in the way I tend to do with cute, funny men who sadly don't exist in my real life.

After the hilarity of his GBF video I posted a couple weeks ago, Bryan appeared on infoMania again this week, in a segment that sends up common arguments against gay marriage.

Favourite line: Is gay marriage trying to fuck with football? Oh hell no!

It's funny. And thankfully, unlike with that last video, I don’t feel like I’m part of the problem this time.

Pride Toronto starts now


Toronto’s 29th annual Pride festivities officially kick off today, with a wide range of music, art, film and theatre events planned to celebrate over the next 10 days.

Musical performances lined up for Pride include Deborah Cox, Divine Brown, the Cliks, Gentleman Reg, Islands and Esthero.

Meanwhile, Bloor Cinema presents different gay films every night as part of its Queer View Film Festival.

Sadly, I’ll be missing the parade this year, which takes place next Sunday June 28th. Y’all know I love me a good parade.

To plan your Pride week festivities, check out Eye Weekly’s guide, Xtra.ca’s guide, and/or the official Pride Toronto website.

Happy Pride!

And the AWK-ward award of the week goes to . . .


. . . MTV Canada's Jessi Cruickshank, who showed up for an interview with the Hangover's Bradley Cooper at Toronto's Windsor Arms under the impression she was on some sort of blind date.

Sadly, it appears, no one informed Mr. Cooper of this fact, or else he just really wasn't into the idea.

Couldn't he have played along just a little bit?

Click here to watch Jessi repeatedly stick her foot in her mouth, while Bradley just kind of falls asleep.

Hot mess of the week


Okay. I know Mickey Rourke had a big comeback last year, and we all allowed him some liberties on the award show red carpets.

But when I’m out eating lunch with a dude, I don’t want to be distracted by his leathery man boobs all exposed. I’m sorry, I just don’t. They could fall into his soup at any moment, and I don't want to be responsible for cleaning up that mess.

Look at that shirt. There are buttons on it. He’s just choosing not to use them!

I think we need to get more specific with that whole “no shoes, no shirt” rule because people are just taking way too many liberties and it’s keeping me up at night.

Also, is that mess of hair on his head for a role? I certainly hope so.

Neve says no to Scream 4 - 6


Neve Campbell has declined participation in the new Scream trilogy, according to writer Kevin Williamson’s Twitter.

"Trying to figure out a Sid-less scenario. She won't do it. This sucks," he said in a tweet (that appears to have been deleted).

Word is Campbell has also turned down the highly anticipated Catwalk reboot. (Bahahah!)

Neve always said Scream 3 would be her last, and I’m glad she’s sticking to her guns.

Maybe if they promise to kill her character Sidney in the first five minutes of Scream 4, Neve would sign on?!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Janet Hubert's got a whole bag of chips on her shoulder


There’s nothing I love more than behind-the-scenes TV controversy, especially when it’s drudged up 15+ years after the fact.

Janet Hubert, who played the original Aunt Viv on 90s sitcom the Fresh Prince of Bel Air is still right pissed that she was replaced after season three by Daphne Reid.

And y’know what she’s gone and done about it? Written a book! Thank goodness! I hear actresses make great authors. The only people more qualified to write books? Out of work actresses.

Check out these incredibly melodramatic excepts from the book (to be released in 2010), about the torture Hubert lived through during her Fresh Prince experience.

ON [NOT] OUTSHINING WILL SMITH:
Smith had people around him who made sure no one outshone him. I was happy to see Don Cheadle become the quality actor that he is, and often wondered how he made it past one episode, as Hilary's boyfriend, being such a fierce actor. No one could be on 'The Tonight Show,' that first season, except Will. And I mean no one.

ON COUNTESS VAUGHN BEING, SIMPLY, TOO GOOD:
I recall the lovely and incredibly talented Countess Vaughn coming to guest star. Oh my God! The day of table read, she was pee-in-your-pants funny. The writers were howling, we were howling, so I knew she was history – banished into the cornfield. Many years later, after she had her own show, I had to tell her when she asked me why. 'Miss Janet why did I get cut from the episode,' she asked? Simply, my darling, you were too good.

ON RENEGOTIATING HER CONTRACT [in laypeople speak]:
My agent called; it was time. He had a very funny sound to his voice, not the usual wonderfully funny Michael that I knew. 'Jaaaannnet,' he said, 'I got the offer and you're not gonna like it. They offered you 10 episodes.' Now, to the layperson who doesn't know what this means, each show is an episode, and the usual amount is 22, with perhaps two extra. But the show was a hit so they would order 26, with each show taking a week to shoot. I remember swallowing very, very hard. [My son] Eli was only three and half months old. That meant a cut in salary of more than $100,000.

[Wait a minute. Are you telling me some people use the words "episode" and "show" interchangeably?! Outrageous!]

ON THE THOUGHT OF LIVING WITHOUT THAT $100,000:
We had a new house, a new baby, I had just opened a new exercise studio, signed a 3-year lease, and my ex wasn't working at the time. And they knew this. 'That's not all,' Michael said. 'They don't want you to work on any other shows. You can only do two guest starring roles.' What? Who? I stammered. I couldn't breathe. What do we do, Michael? What do we do? 'We pass,' Michael said. 'This is a dirty deal, and they know it.' OK, I trust you, I said. Michael had been my agent for more than 20 years. 'OK sweetie, I will call you back,' he said.

ON THE MURDER OF THE REAL VIVIAN BANKS:
My mind was going in a million places. OK, I thought, they will come back; this is how they do it. They always come back. I started into the kitchen where Rayna – my friend, housekeeper and nanny was. She was doing dishes as baby E was enjoying a swing. I knelt down, kissed his head, and waited for the next round of negotiations. They never came. The next time Michael called he said, 'They are going to recast your role.' There was a beautiful stained glass window that I designed in the bedroom, and the windows were open, so my neighbors probably heard me scream. And that beautiful window probably has many cracks in it. Time of Death: approximately 3 pm. The real Vivian Banks was murdered.


Holy shit – murder?! – this book has everything! I’m buying this, no joke, right after I get my hands on UnSweetined.

Hell yeah he is! Chace Crawford named People's hottest bachelor


I’m a day late on this one, but couldn’t pass up the chance to congratulate my future friend with benefits Mr. Chace Crawford on being named People’s Hottest Bachelor this year.

While this is certainly an honour, if Chace would just give me a call I’d gladly help him become one half of People’s Hottest Couple of the year. Ifyknowhatimean.

Joining the Gossip Girl star on the hot singles list are Chris Pine (fine!), Robert Pattinson (overrated), Adam Lambert (I think he has a boyfriend), Ryan Eggold (wash your hair), Kellan Lutz (I can support that), Shia LaBoeuf (sorry, no), Brody Jenner (yeah, I would), Dwayne Johnson (really?), Common (alright), and Taylor Kitsch (yes please).

People's Hottest Bachelors issue hits magazine racks tomorrow.

SYTYCDance of the week


The top 18 struuuggled through routines outside of their own styles on last night’s So You Think You Can Dance, making it pretty difficult for me to pick a dance of the week.

At the end of the day, it’s hard to knock a well-executed Doriana Sanchez disco routine, which Janette and Brandon most certainly pulled off. It didn’t quite grab me as much as Neil and Sara’s (season three), or Vincent and Arassay’s (SYTYCD Canada). But it was good.

One note, though. Can I say that I completely do not see where all the judges' praise for Jonathan came from last night? Dude is cute, but I swear he pulled Karla down in their Stacey Tookey contemporary number.

NXNE starts now


The 15th annual North by Northeast music and film festival has officially kicked off in Toronto, with more than 500 bands set to play 50 venues across the city this weekend.

Getting a head start, Broken Social Scene , along with Feist were the surprise headliners at the Arts & Crafts showcase at the Courthouse last night.

I’m going to try to catch some bands on the cheap this year – i.e. at free outdoor venues like YD Square. Seeing as the forecast calls for nothing but rain this weekend, I’m not sure how well this will pan out.

If you’re not in Toronto, or are a special combination of lazy and cheap, the NXNE website is offering live streams of performances from the Horseshoe, SuperMarket, Lee’s Palace, as well as conference events. Not a bad deal!

[photo via NXNE]

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

WWIB: Naked on GQ edition


Left, Bruno takes the cover of July's GQ Magazine.

Right, Jennifer Aniston bares a similarly nude pose on the mag's January 2009 issue.

So, who works it better?

I've gotta be honest -- I'm going with Ryan Reynolds bare chested on the cover of this week's Entertainment Weekly. If he'd like to take more off for the cover of GQ, that would certainly be welcome.

No Doubt (and I) keep on dancing at ACC


Last night's No Doubt show at the Air Canada Centre proved to be a high-energy romp of tried and true ska-pop hits. I walked away from the band's 90 minute set impressed not only with their performance, but with the fact that after more than 20 years together they appear to genuinely enjoy themselves.

Bedouin Soundclash set the mood with 25 minutes of their catchiest tunes that reminded me how much I really enjoy their reggae-rock. Next up was Paramore, who I'm admittedly too old to understand. The pop-punk outfit powered through a 50-minute set, led by Hayley Williams who reminded me a bit of Avril Lavigne, if Avril Lavigne had vocal talent and stage presence. (Her look, meanwhile, is that of a 2009 Vitamin C).

Once No Doubt took the stage, however, the opening acts became pretty irrelevant. Dressed in white, against a background of brightly coloured imagery and newly shot band footage, an almost 40-year-old Gwen Stefani exuded energy and youthfulness through hits spanning the band's catalogue. Bassist Tony Kanal and guitarist Tom Dumont kept up in pace and presence, while drummer Adrian Young pulled faces while prominently propped up on a white platform.

While the crowd understandably went wild for the Tragic Kingdom hits that made them famous, I was particularly feeling Hey Baby, Hella Good and Underneath It All from 2001's Rock Steady. If only the seating allowed more room to dance without elbowing someone in the face.

A couple times throughout the show Gwen spontaneously pulled super fans onto the stage, who today must have pretty awesome Facebook pictures.

Footage from the band's beginnings played during its performance of Running, reminding the audience how their shows have changed in scale, though not necessarily effect. Yes, today's No Doubt is pretty and polished. They play to arenas, and dare I say lack some raw edge of a young band chasing their dreams. But based on last night's show it's incredibly clear exactly how they've found such success: doing what they do well, and having fun doing it.

Setlist:
Spiderwebs
Hella Good
Underneath It All
Excuse Me Mister
Ex-Girlfriend
End It On This
Let’s Get Back
Simple Kind of Life
Bathwater
New
Hey Baby
Running
Different People
Don’t Speak
It’s My Life
Just A Girl

Encore:
Rock Steady
Stand and Deliver
Sunday Morning

This deliciousness can't wait till Monday


Alright, Ryan Reynolds, you win!

I'll see the Proposal!

Just promise not to put those abs away!

Ever!

Quick hits, in case you missed it

  • Check number five (“eat street meat”) off the summer fun list. A pleasant woman at Nathan Phillips Square lured me to her cart with a friendly “Hello” last night, as I stood, internally tortured about which vendor to approach. She even gave me some “extra” unidentified meat on top of the usual hot dog. It had a consistency I couldn’t quite figure out, but I of course ate it anyway.


  • Jumping on Obama’s cool train, MTV’s the Real World is set to shoot its 23rd season in Washington, D.C. this summer.


  • Citytv cofounder Moses Znaimer has purchased VisionTV, through his company ZoomerMedia. This marks a return to the TV biz for Znaimer, who left his managerial role at City in 2003.


  • Twilight picked up the most nominations for this year’s Teen Choice Awards. In equally shocking news, the sky is blue.


  • Jimmy Brooks is going on tour with Lil Wayne, Soulja Boy and Young Jeezy starting in August. No word yet if there’s room for Craig Manning on the bill. He’s really more of a headliner, I think.


  • Michael Urie and Allison Janney are among the special guests to take part in this year’s Broadway Bares, the annual revue that sees Broadway stars strip down to benefit Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS.

Tabloid cover of the week


Well this is a new one.

On the cover of this week’s Us Weekly, Stephanie Pratt blames the Hills for her bulimia that no one noticed she had.

Honey, this is not 1988, and you are not Tracey Gold, star of Growing Pains. (Now there’s an eating disorder I cared about).

Is it really “agony” working with skinny girls, Stephanie Pratt? Because I’m pretty sure you could just choose not to pretend to live your life on camera for MTV.

Just saying is all.

Sighting!


Kristen and Jackie, my eyes and ears in Ottawa, had a fantastic celebrity sighting on their way home from book binding class last night.

It's best told in their words, so here's Kristen's take:
As a result of making a few too many mistakes at our bookbinding class, we were unable to finish our books on our last day of class and got to leave early. While this could have made our night a bit of a failure, it was actually a blessing in disguise. Leaving class early placed us at the intersection of wellington and elgin at the exact time JUSTIN TRUDEAU was walking down the street. We was looking stylish in a navy blue suit and nice brown dress shoes. I would say our night was nothing but a success!

Jackie's story seems to corroborate Kristen's claims:
Justin Trudeau! Near the Chateau Laurier, walking in the direction of the Rideau Centre! I thought he looked quite dashing but kristen thinks I wouldn't look twice if he was just a regular guy walking down the street. He looked pretty great in his suit (jacket off) ...and I think his shirt was pink.

At first I wasn't sure if it was him because kristen didn't look twice, while I stopped in my tracks and stared. We made eye contact but only very briefly...I may have creeped him out. Turns out Kristen is just better at playing it cool because once we were just barely out of ear shot she squealed.

I realize politicians don't necessarily qualify as "celebrities" but I think Justin should for several reasons:

1. He's kind of a babe (though this point is up for debate, apparently...maybe you should have a poll)
2. He's a Trudeau
3. He has an IMDB page

My official verdict: Justin Trudeau = babe. Especially when compared to some other Prime Ministerial spawn (i.e. Ben Mulroney).

Thanks for the hot tip, keep 'em coming!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

The Listener keeps Canada's attention


After two weeks on air, Canadian drama the Listener is faring better in the ratings on CTV than south of the border on NBC.

This can only mean one thing. Canadians respond better to men in shirts with questionable necklines.

Last week, CTV's airing of the show drew 983,000 sets of eyeballs, down two per cent from the week before. Still, that was enough to win the timeslot, and grow its audience in the coveted 18 - 34 demo.

In the States, however, the Listener lost one million viewers from the previous week to bring in just 4.4 million viewers on NBC. It placed behind NBA playoffs on ABC, and a rerun of the Mentalist on CBS, which drew double the amount of viewers.
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