Earlier this week when I saw the "Armie Hammer arrested!" headline, I quickly panicked.
"What kind of trouble did my tall, manly stud muffin get into? I don't want any news to hinder my love."
Then I saw that he merely got busted for pot possession and let out a great big ol' "No biggie, Armie. You still hold a firm spot in my heart."
Then today his mug shot was revealed. And holy shit, I can honestly say I'm more in lust with this man than ever.
Have you ever seen a more handsome mug shot? Sparkling eyes. Well-coiffed hair. Charming grin. Chest exposed.
When I look at this shot I just want to rip off his jumpsuit and do things to him that may be illegal in some states. This of course would lead to a subsequent arrest, a subsequent studly mug shot, and a delightful, delightful cycle of fun for me.
Too far? Not far enough?
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